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چرا هیچکس نوشمک و یخمک با هم دوست نداره ؟؟؟/

nooshmak — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:43:18 GMT

Ma 2ta gilasim è Azin & Kati

Ye khorde dardodel dariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim albate az noe jeze jigarish

Man nemidoonam chera vaghti 2ta 2khtar baham refighe samimi hasten chera be mazaje baziya sazgar nist roodel mikonan .

Valah ma az bachegi ba ham too ye mahdekoodak boodim be ebarati mano kati alami dashtim lati begam yani too jaye ham jish kardim.....

Kholase az dorane bachegi yademoon hast ke har fared sevomi varede in jame 2nafare ma shode khaste ya moosh bedo'one ya khaste zirabe yekimoome pishe oon yeki bezane ya ...........

Kholase har pesar ya 2khtari ba kati doost mishe be man hasasiyat peyda mikone va har kasi ba man refigh mishe cheshme didane katiro nadare....

Valah ma ke tahghighati kardim be in natije residim ke 2khtara chera az boodane ma 2ta ba ham nefrat daran chon 2khtara osoolan adamaye HASOODI hasten ino bishookhi migam chon khodemoonam hasoodim.

Va chera pesara az rabeteye ma narahatn chon ma baham hamahangim

Fogholade hamahangggggggggg.

Yani age mano kati baham berim eshgho hal va bekhaym doost pesare kati ya bf mano bepichoonim be rahati va ba yek filme sade ke ejra mikonim va doroogh haye sanjide va hamahangi ke migim yaro nake shaki nemishe taze delesham vasamoon kabab mishe ...

Pas natije migirim doostie Azin & Kati baraye har pesari ke varede in jame 2nafare mishe mesle havoooooo azab avar mishe chon hameye doostaye man az kati badeshoon miad va doostaye kati az man nefrat darannnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Heyvoonaki Azin & Kati hichki maro do0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0st nadare

Azin Nooshmak & Kati Yakhmak

سیاه یا سفید ؟؟؟؟؟ کدومش رو می پسندی ؟؟؟//

nooshmak — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:49:51 GMT

Siyah ya Sefid ?/

Rasti kodoomesh behtare?/

Kodumesh adamo tahrik mikone?/

Kodumesh adamo asabi mikone?/

Kodumesh behet aramesh mide han ?/

Pesare sefid behtare ya pesare siyah?/

Dokhtare sefid khube ya dokhtare siyah ?/

Doost dari bachat siyah bashe ya sefid ?/

Didi sefid behtare khodaya chera siyad ra afaridi?/

Man Azin hastam sefid mahtabi hastam madar va pedaram ham sefid yakhchali hastand baradaram ham sefid fantezi behtarin doostam yani Kati ham sefide range roohe kolan ma khanevadegi sefid hastim va shit !! ma osoolan ba adamaye siyah va sabze moasherat nadarim range morede alaghamoon sefide dokhtar be adame sabze nemidim va khastegariye 2khtare siyah nemirim benazare bande sefidi yani tamizi man moteasefam ke inaro neveshtam vali chandist ke tafakoratam ghati shode …

Khodaya maro shafa bede va ensanharo sefid beyafarin Amin…………...!!!

Azin & Kati

وقتی آدم تو دعوا زورش به رقیب نرسه چیکار میکنه که یارو ببازه ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

nooshmak — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:23:18 GMT

وقتی آدم بخواد دوست پسرش بپیچونه بهتر از این نمیشه !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nooshmak — Sun, 18 Dec 2005 06:55:32 GMT

saboolikom barobachhhhhhh

parirooz Arash ba Mahyar behemoon zang zadand ( Azin & Kati ) ke sham berim biroon maham ke mikhastim tanhayi hal konim goftim na gharare zandayimoon biyad donbalemoon berim farahzad

kholase shishaki barash oomadim ino dar nazar dashte bashid ke ma harvaght bekhaym berim sham biroon aksare mavared mirim Kalizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

kholase kati goft Azin koja berim goftam Kaliz berim bad dotayi goftim vay kaliz tanhayi che hali mideeee

kholase raftim taze dashtim saladaro mizadim be badan ke kati goft na Azin biroono negah kon mashine Arash manam ke bavar nakarde boodam goftam khali naband man ke bavar nemikonam ke kati goft be joone khodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

vay man ta bargashtam didam Arasho Mahyar darand az mashin piyade mishan vay tasavor konid age maro mididan chi mishoddddddddddd

goftim che konim che nakonim ke kati goft pasho berim dastshooyi age maro bebinan khiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

doyidim raftim dastshooyi vay che roozi bood enghadr khandidim ke nagoo vali taze salad dashtim mikhordim sibzamino ghazamoon moonde bood avazesh too dastshooyi ba booye bad 45min matal shodim ke ina beranddddddddddd

kholase oomadim ghaza bokhorim jash goh khordim in kanehaam boland nemishodan beran keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

vali vaghti oomadim biroon az booye bad rangemoon zarddddd shode bood

*( AZIN )*

زمانی که براد پیت بدبخت شبیه خدا بیامرز تختی شد !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nooshmak — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:06:18 GMT

dirooz man ( Azin ), Kati , Pegah , Asal , Roya ,sare class zaban neshaste boodim ke ostad dasht dars midad maham dashtim sms rado badal mikardim ke yedafe Pegah sms zad ke ba ye pesar doost shodam ke nagooooooooo kheyli to0o0o0o0pe

bad goft emrooz bad az class gharare biyad donbalam havasetoon bashe bebinidesh , kholase zang ke khord oomadim payin ma ke zogh karde boodim bargashtim goftim che shekliye goft moo nemizane ba BRAD PITT

ma ke kafemoon boride bood goftim vayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy , kati goft khoda shans bede manam goftam khodayishhhhhhh

pegah raft too Amoozeshgah ke make upesho tajdid kone be ma goft inja vaysid ta biyad manam alan miyam

kholase ma donbale ye pesare moo boore , chesh Abie khoshgel migashtim ke yoho didim ye pesare javad oomad dame dare class zaban vastad

ma ke goftim in nistttttttt chon be meymoon shabih bood ta be brad pitt

kholase pegah oomad goftesh oonahash dige mage nadidinesh vay ma zadim zire khande vay hala nakhand key bekhand vay kati ke enghadr khnadid ke nafasesh band oomade bood manam ke tebghe mamool shashidam too shalvaram

pesare moohaye meshki , gardan koloft, bolooze meshki pooshide bood yaghasham baz gozashte bood pashmasham rikhte bood az yaghash biroon , gardanbande tala ba pelak , vay shalvare jean pache goshad ba katoonihaye ghermezzzzzzzz

shabihe khoda biyamorz Takhti bood ta Brad pitttttttttttttt

vay kholase pegah ba oon Takhtiye molaghab be brad pittttttt rafto ma faghat 3saat mikhandidimmmm

fardash ke raftim sare class pegah goft be chi khandidid be oon khoshgeli bood vay baz mordim az khande goftim are baba vali Takhtiye brad pitttt ina bood

darsemoon darbareye HERO bood vay baz mordim az khande ostad bagasht be pegah goft HERO shoma kiye ?? pegaham bargasht maro negah kard manam goftam begoo TAKHTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

*( AZIN )*

اندام مندام نداریم , بشکه شدیم رفت !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nooshmak — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 12:10:02 GMT

ma emroozam natunestim shikamamoono negah darim faghat mikham ino begam ke ma bache gambooha nemitunim laghar konim be khoda hey az sobh migim chizi nemikhorim vali bad az 2min hey goshnamoon mishe

hey migimaz farda shoroo mikonim bezar emroozo bikhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sar konim

alan 2mahe estakhram nemitunim berim az tarse andamamun shikam mikam daravordim vayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

taze shabha mirim too park midoyim vali fayede nadashte chon badesh miyaym sham mikhorim mesle saggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

kalbasi shodim rafttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

*( AZIN )*

جگرشو داشتیم !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nooshmak — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 13:14:18 GMT

parsal zemstoon ma divooneha bad az class taghviyati besat mikhastim berim khoone

kati bargasht goft Azin goshnate goftam " are" goft berim pitza bokhorim goftam man money nadarama goft " ok " bikhioyal man ke namordam (maram gozasht joone khodesh)

kholase ba khande raftimo zadim too rag taze ba salad,yoho Kati goft Azin pasho fararrrrrrrrr konim ke man pool nadaram

man ke mesle peshkel khoshkam zade bood goftam naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa goft " are" bekhoda rast migam kholase yaroo ta roosho kard oonvar farar kardim vay enghadr doyidim ke shashidim too jamoon jalebtar inke yaroo donbalemoon doyid hey migoft pool nadadid ma ham ke az porooyi raghib nadarim goftim to taze baghiyasho pichoondi behemoon nanadiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii vali halalet bashe !! vay enghadr khandidim ke nagoo ta khoone hey adaye hamdigaro darmiavordim Kati migoft Azin mesle sag az tars dashti mimordi vali ino nemidoonest ke khodesh mesle khar rangesh paride bood vali mazeye oon pitza zire zabooname ta akhare omrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

مانکن شدن آذین و کتی !!!!!!!

nooshmak — Sun, 06 Nov 2005 18:31:10 GMT

az chand rooze pish az vaghti ke didim darim gambaloo mishim beghole barobach darim miterikim tasmim gereftim ke shabha berim too park bodoyim.............

mano(Azin),Kati,Negar,Maman parvin gharar gozashtim emshab movarekheye 15/8/84 be in chaghi payan dade va too park hadeaghal 2saat bedoyim ====> ta inja ke khoobe

kholase raftim park bad az sham ba har o kerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hamoon aval enghadr khandidim ke shashidim too shalvaramoonnnnnnnnnnn

aval kheyli jedi 2dor dore park doyidim kholase be nafas ke oftadim 5min neshastim ke khastegimoon darbere,daem ham dar hale maskhare kardane ino oon va adaye pesaraye familo dar avordan boodim

bad az khastegi raftim ye 1dore dige doyidim va oomadim baz neshastim ke man ye pakat az koolam darovordam ke masalan taghziye bokhorim kholase 1kiloo badoom zamini ba peste zadim toorago bad ba jediyat goftim baraye emrooz kafiye khoob vazn kam kardim......

badesh ba sar bolandi oomadim khooneo ye bare dige mofasal sham zadim too rag akhe goshnamoon shode bood mesle sagggggggggggggggggggggggggg

kholase in bood varzesh kardane AZIN & KATI toye park dar ye rooze payizi ba herokero taghziyeye hesabi

( AZIN )

× (......AZIN & KATI......) ×

nooshmak — Sun, 06 Nov 2005 06:09:18 GMT

AZIN & KATI

آذین و کتی رو درخت !!!!!!!!!!

nooshmak — Sat, 05 Nov 2005 05:16:18 GMT